Birthname: Louisa McHenry
Weight: 350, bitch, I hide it well.
Ideal Mate: I don't know, let's see whatchyou workin wit.
Weezy grew up in Baltimore, Maryland and began her career in entertainment with The Joffrey Ballet. After only three days with the company, she was asked to leave. The Joffrey Ballet was not available for comment, but Weezy was, and she was not short on words. "Them bitches is just jealous. Everybody jealous. Can't handle me puttin no damn sowce on it!" She became a household name after an altercation with First Lady Michelle Obama, who was offended when Weezy met the President and apparently referred to him as "baby boo." Miss Jenkins claims that it was Barack who started it by gently caressing her left buttock during what was supposed to be a friendly hug. "I whooped that bitch's ass. Still got some of her hair back at the crib. Bout to sell me that shit on eBay. What!?!"
